Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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