Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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