so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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