so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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