that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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