We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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