marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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