go do what you do best...puke behind churches
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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