my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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