i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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