Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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