Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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