So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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