No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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