my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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