i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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