I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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