Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i out mim tonsoeep
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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