I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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