how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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