People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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