The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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