The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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