Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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