i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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