I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
