I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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