The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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