I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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