Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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