Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i now understand why vodka
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
