yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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