I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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