Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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