i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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