i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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