no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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