Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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