Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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