the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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