Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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