he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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