no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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