I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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