He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But theres a keg here and me gusta
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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