physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
