She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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