1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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