Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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