Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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