The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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