You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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